I’ve watched two of that dude’s movies since quarantine started, mostly by accident. My roommate and I were looking for a bad horror movie we could make fun of and watched Murder Party, which was a fun self-aware gorefest, then I watched Green Room because I got it mixed up with Green Mile.
What a cool career—just make low-stakes but intense and mostly-liked movies starring your childhood pal, occasionally get to give Patrick Stewart notes on how to convincingly say the N-word. We should all be so lucky!
I’ve watched two of that dude’s movies since quarantine started, mostly by accident. My roommate and I were looking for a bad horror movie we could make fun of and watched Murder Party, which was a fun self-aware gorefest, then I watched Green Room because I got it mixed up with Green Mile.
What a cool career—just make low-stakes but intense and mostly-liked movies starring your childhood pal, occasionally get to give Patrick Stewart notes on how to convincingly say the N-word. We should all be so lucky!
Clever lil poem-- Thanks for the reads